Ad Hoc Reviews and Technical Reference Guide for New Dads
Nothing screams First World privilege louder than owning your own dedicated nappy disposal system.
1875 was an eventful year in our grand history. Such memorable events included:
You are likely to spend less time solving a rubik’s cube without cheating than removing food from all the nooks and crannies built into the Peg Perego Pappa Zero 3 high chair.
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Taking on fatherhood is a very personal journey for dads.
Occasionally, you will experience other children’s grandfathers, most likely at playgrounds, attempting to accelerate that personal journey on your behalf.
Common examples are:
Every night, I feel a tiny fragment of my soul eroding away.
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This product struggles to maintain connectivity between base station and monitor. The Official Dad is reminded of this daily through the incessant ominous beeping which can’t … read more..
On average, it takes 23 minutes and 15 seconds to recover from a distraction.
Time bandits build their success at the expense of your success. It is of paramount importance to learn how to manage time bandits.
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Always film in landscape.
To ensure you future proof the optimal viewing experiences of all your digitised treasured memories, it is absolutely critical that all your mobile phone videos are filmed in landscape mode. It is likely that televisions in … read more..