Dogs in Playgrounds

Please remember to check your entitlement at the door before taking your dog to the playground.

The Official Dad resides in Sydney, Australia. Under the Companion Animals Act 1998 – Section 14, dogs are prohibited within 10 meters of any children’s playing apparatus.

It is clearly evident to some dog owners that a children’s playground is merely a mirage, or perhaps a phantasm of the mind therefore it doesn’t exist. The children engaged with the playing apparatus are too just a spectral illusion. The cause of this is unknown. Studies to prove that certain brands of dog leashes contain traces of lysergic acid diethylamide have not been commissioned.

However there have been studies which found that wealthy people actually believe they are above the law. This suggests that the distance an owner’s dog is to playground apparatus is in fact the ultimate barometer of wealth.

..the distance an owner’s dog is to playground apparatus is in fact the ultimate barometer of wealth.

Talking to the owners of dogs in playgrounds is an experience nearly identical to that of conversing with a chat bot. Expect a very limited range of common responses such as, “Don’t worry she’s friendly,” and “it’s okay, he won’t bite.”

Basic dialect maybe attributed to the fact that you are conversing with a life like clone of said dog owner, as it’s likely he or she is rich enough to afford one.