Review – Stokke Tripp Trapp Chair

Stokke Tripp Trapp Chair

There’s no grander honour for any tree on this planet other than to be harvested for wood and used to produce a Stokke Tripp Trapp high chair.

1/1 Stars

So The Official Dad learnt a few things after purchasing a Stokke Tripp Trapp high chair.

1) The Italians could surely learn a thing or two about high chair design and manufacturing from the Norwegians

2) Whether you’re a loc’d out gangsta, set trippin’ banger, or your late great uncle once sat through awkward silence during technical issues at a von Trapp family concert, this high chair permits you to bask in your own warm sense of self satisfaction

3) The Tripp Trapp chair is not a trap!

This high chair passes The Official Dad’s strict testing.

Testing criteria is as follows:

1) Easy to clean
2) Does not require the use of both arms to configure for eating

Please refer to The Official Dad’s High Chair Buying Guide for re-education if required.

It’s not a trap!

The Official Dad also recommends purchasing and installing the Stokke Baby Set which includes an additional seat and harness. This accessory is targeted at mastermind babies who plan for world domination. Without it, there is no doubt the foot rest of the Tripp Trapp will re-purpose itself as a DPKR nuclear rocket launch pad. Be warned that Baby sets produced in different years may contain more or less of the required items, e.g., baby seat and harness sold separately (not ideal).

Purchasing the Stokke Tripp Trapp high chair is a memorable tier 1 purchase and you can be assured that your kids won’t remember the day you bought the best damn high chair in the universe.